can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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