My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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