I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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