He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm like, not good at living.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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