You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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