We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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