All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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