she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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