That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
