So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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