you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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