just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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