I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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