Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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