You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I love black thongs
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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