i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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