we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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