her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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