You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh god the rape fog is back!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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