Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
only if we run a train.
done.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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