I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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