And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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