i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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