He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
