Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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