Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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