I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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