I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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