My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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