Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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