So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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