its not stalking. its research.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
home. puking in laundry basket.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
