I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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