Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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