Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just pee around me
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
