I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The best revenge is premature balding
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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