just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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