Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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