Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I died a long time ago.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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