ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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