Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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