so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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