Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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