Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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