Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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