are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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