can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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