absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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