At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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