plz talk dirty to me
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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