'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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