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(703): View more from Virginia

Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor

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(315): View more from New York

im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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(937): View more from Ohio

she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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(631): View more from New York

Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(515): View more from Iowa

I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.

(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise

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