maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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