what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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